Differences between friends & best friends

FRIENDS:	Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS:	Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS:	Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS:	Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS:	Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS:	Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS:	Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS:	Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS:	Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS:	Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS:	Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS:	Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS:	Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:	Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS:	Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS:	Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS:	Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:	Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS:	Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:	Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS:	Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:	Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS:	Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:	Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS:	Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS:	Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS:	Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS:	Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS:	Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS:	Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS:	Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS:	You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:	Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS:	Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS:	Are for life.
FRIENDS:	Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS:	Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS:	Will repost this :)